If the purge were real I wouldn’t be out killing people. I would be busting open a tack shop and stealing saddles while my horse was busy getting a $10,000 stud fee for free. Equestrian bitches got their priorities you know.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
My faith in the younger generation has been restored